the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it



i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

I don’t think I’m ever going to get to the point where people run across a freeway to take a picture of me. I really don’t see it getting to that level of hysteria unless I have an affair with the Queen of Sweden or something like that.

my twitter is a fucking gift to society

my twitter is a fucking gift to society


you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

"I go by many names, my Tick-Ridden Troll, but I'm sure the one that Black Knight knew me by is Gamora, the deadliest woman in the whole galaxy."


"her skin was like chocolate that was the color of her skin. her eyes were also brown, like chocolate, but a type of chocolate that was a different shade of brown than her skin. her hair was as black as very very dark chocolate, and she had beautiful white chocolate teeth. her figure was like chocolate carved into the shape of a person, "